13 Going On 30
(submitted by: Alanna)
Do you think that your the most beautiful person in the world?
noo, there are some gorgeous girls out there
You’re pretty. :)
thank you <3
ur not a virgin? u must be a little hoeee hehhehe <3 jp
just playin is righttt, Im not a little hoe at all
So me and my mother are like best friends and we are really open with each other with nudity and stuff.
Listen to this. i told my mom my butt was burnt because i went tanning for the past 3 days to even out my tanlines for prom. I then told her to put lotion on it for me. So im sitting here naked on my stomach on my bed looking at stuff on my laptop as she rubs lotion on my ass. She says, sweetie you kinda smell and i was like ‘okay mom you know i just got back from the gym’ and she was like ‘ooh thats right..(couple seconds later she says) but no, i think its the lotion. This lotion smells aweful!’ and she was like yuck what kind is this and i turn to look and she picks up the bottle and its HAIR REMOVAL CREAM!
So we run to the bathroom screaming and she wipes my ass with a wet wash cloth as im almost in tears from pain and laughter.
Happy Birthday Catherine, Justin and Laura!
Just took yoga at the gym..feeling so nice right now